by Mark Forsyth
Discover the fascinating origins and meanings behind our Christmas traditions with the perfect gift for curious minds.
For something that happens every year of our lives, we really don't know much about Christmas.
We don't know that the date we celebrate was chosen by a madman, or that Christmas, etymologically speaking, means 'Go away, Christ'. We're oblivious to the fact that the advent calendar was actually invented by a Munich housewife to stop her children pestering her for a Christmas countdown. And we would never have guessed that the invention of crackers was merely a way of popularising sweet wrappers.
Luckily, like a gift from Santa himself, Mark Forsyth is here to unwrap this fundamentally funny gallimaufry of traditions and oddities, making it all finally make sense - in his wonderfully entertaining wordy way.
'Witty and revelatory. Blooming brilliant', Raymond Briggs
'Everything we ever thought about Christmas is wrong! Great stuff', Matthew Parris
Hardback
Book contains 192 pages
Dimensions: 12.07 x 1.78 x 18.42cm
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